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✾ MISTLETOE MEME ✾

All right guys, since we can't do this in-game, we shall have an OOC meme for it instead! Nothing will carry over into the game, so just have fun with it. Here's how it works:

• You are stuck under a random mistletoe.
• There is a note on said mistletoe.
• Whoever comes within range will be pulled under the mistletoe and also be stuck.
• Now you both have to do what the note says to get unstuck.
• EMOTIONS ARE STILL IN EFFECT so have fun with that.

State your preferences!

1. Hug. Easy enough. Can be a simple hug or a giant bear hug.
2. Kiss on the cheek. For those who might be a little shier.
3. Kiss on the hand. For those who want to be...well, whatever kissing on the hand invokes. Charming? Dashing?
4. Kiss on the forehead. Because sometimes you have to brush their hair out of their faces, and that's cute.
5. Kiss on the lips. 1-2-3 KISS. This is the tame version of the next one.
6. Make-out for five minutes. That escalated quickly!

And a brand new Emp-centric option for this year:

7. Ship crystals! Some of the mistletoe this year is attached to large crystals, and "just a kiss" is not gonna help you here. No, these things want fluff. In addition to kisses, they want you to hold hands, and sit in a cute shop drinking a milkshake out of one glass with two straws, and give each other flowers, and all manner of other disgusting shippy things. And it will not let you separate until you have filled it with enough fluff drops to satisfy it*. Use a variety of different kisses to speed the process up and enjoy your temporary new significant other! Hopefully one or both of you is romantic enough to think of things to do. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

*You can move around and go on cute dates. It will float over your heads as you wander like a horrible crystal voyeur.

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[ When Bulat hasn't heard from Kevin in a while despite being in radius, it means that he's found something that's grabbed his attention - which means, of course, that Bulat's obligated to come see what it is, because this is a farm built on love and thus watching Kevin have a delightful time is not slacking off at all and is, in fact, critical farm work...!

Anyway, he's clearly not napping on the crocodile because Bulat's been working with the orchids that grow in the hothouse habitat. After ten years, he's an expert in managing flower patterns. Getting them to form blotches in particular words and shape is - he wouldn't call it easy, not with all the time he spent inventing the craft. Really, the hard part with these has been his own inability to read music. There's no emotional connection to get it printed onto the petals in the first place, and it's meant to be a surprise for Oswald, so there's no asking that particular expert to help - and this is a mental obstacle, so he's taking a Kevin break.

He knows the farm well, it's fine to get to the good part without detailing Bulat's well practiced husband stalking habits. The good part is Bulat whistling from the barn roof, a fair warning before he whips a hefty snowball at the light of his life. ]

[Both of them hear his whistle -- as with all of Kevin's closest pets, Doily is accustomed to these kinds of shenanigans, and quite smart for a sheep. She lets out a bleat as she scuttles out of range, unaffected by the mistletoe. Kevin reacts by hurling himself to the opposite side of the barrier and flinging himself against it dramatically, flattening himself like a mime as the snowball splatters harmlessly against the ground where he was a second ago.]

BWAAAAAAAH, unfair, unfair, going after a target who is trapped so piteously -- !

[He's faking it, there go the sparkles.]

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Re: sheepy fluffdrops

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