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Yeah, it's hard imaginin' you like that.

[Imagining Jill all dolled up just seems weird. He doesn't doubt she'd find a way to rock it, but seriously, how more un-Jill could you get, really?]

What up?

[ She can dress up well, but even then she keeps it less... well, flashy. Somehow she figures he'd probably do the same. Fitted, though? That's up in the air. ]

Are you flirting with me?

Uh—

[JILL WHY?]

Nahnahnah—no. Just, y'know. Keepin' shit on topic, is all.

Oh, yeah. Of course! I almost forgot. How silly of me.

[ His reaction is worth it. ]

[Jill you are cruel...]

Yeah... don't think too deep about it...

[Where's his emergency exit, huh??!!]

Alright. Anyway, I give Golisopod a hundred out of ten.

[ A smooth segue from Jill Valentine. ]

[Sweet release.]

—Pokèmon more your speed, huh?

[Sorry, not sorry.]

I'm into human men, you jerk.

[ DUMMY! She gives him a weenie arm punch. ]

Uh, last I checked Golisopod wasn't human.

[He smirks at the punch though.]

Just wanna make sure you're aware.

You know what I meant!

[ That she wants to cuddle him and nuzzle her face against him and take naps with him, duh. ]

And you know that I know you know. So what's your aim, here, huh?

[ Despite trying to sound cool, she's still clearly flustered. ]

[He raises his eyebrows, grin still plastered on his face. With a casual flick of his wrist, he points to her face—her cheeks, specifically.]

That.

[It's payback.]

[ It is not super-effective! In fact, it backfires. Instead, she looks almost darkly smug, pulling in her bottom lip with her teeth. ]

And here you said you weren't flirting.

[His grin falls, and likewise his finger emphatically goes limp at her accusation.

What the fuck, Jill! This was his win!]

I worry about what you constitute as flirtin'. Didn't realize implyin' you got the hots for Pokèmon was the way to woo a girl.

[ Heh, his reaction is at least 25% better than a blush. ]

Didn't realize liking animals and thinking that they're cute implies I got the hots for 'em. You think I got the hots for my dog, too, you weirdo? Just because you've got some weird stories back where you're from doesn't mean they apply to me, you know.

Context, Jill.

[It's HOT or NOT, not CUTE or BOOT!]

But fine, whatever!

The context is I'm normal.

[ IT DOESN'T MATTER. She's right, Guzma is wrong, everything is fine. ]

You gonna go pout now? Do I have to come and give you a noogie or something to cheer you up?

Normal don't exist.

[He fought against the norm for so long Jill!!]

I don't pout, and you know it, yo.

[He says, while pouting.]

[ HSM -- status quo.mp4 ]

Heh, you're doing it right now. C'mon.

[ She has to do a lil jump to hook an arm around his neck and she sucks at the noogie thing, more petting his head??? Well, it kind of suits that pomeranian hair he has. ]

[If it helps, he slouches forward some so that she's not just hanging from his goddamn neck.

For as wild as his hair may be, at least that shit's soft. It honestly could be a pom, who would really be surprised?]

Scowlin' ain't poutin'.

Nanu scowls. What you're doing is a certified pout.

[ She likes that she's winning. What's the contest? It doesn't matter so long as he's conceding to her. She is a little surprised it doesn't feel bleached out (still not as soft as Persian, but that's not his fault). ]

It's fine. Even I do it sometimes, you know.

Nanu don't scowl, that's just what his face looks like.

[Which is arguably true, since Nanu scowls quite a lot.

Considering he's from the Pokèmon world, this might be natural. WHO KNOWS FOR CERTAIN.]

Fine, I'm poutin'. So what? Happy now?

Edited 2019-04-09 00:18 (UTC)

I dunno, I've seen him do one of these -- [ Jill kinda tugs her upper lip up into a weird, eerie smirk. It's honestly uncomfortable to look at her doing this. ] -- you know?

[ She wiggles her nose to get rid of the stiffness of the gesture. ]

Hm, yeah. I do like to be right, you know.

[ Her eyes are actually lighting up. ]

Yeah, and he looks just as weird as you do when he does it 'cos it's unnatural. I swear, I can hear his face creak every time.

[EYE ROLL, but the look in her eyes help smooth that pout out, and he smirks.]

Can't say I blame you.

I don't know. He pulls it off in a... uh, well, a Nanu way. [ She gives him a look about the age jab, though. ] You do know I'm thirty-six, right?

[ It's a little dry, but she's still kinda... really pleased with herself. ]

Really? You kinda come off as someone who doesn't get that luxury often.

[But she's teasing at least, her grin cracking wide enough to show off her crooked teeth. ]

Yeah? And? Nanu's like 70.

[The number changes every time, sometimes it's higher, sometimes lower. Guzma really has no idea how old Nanu actually is.

BUT WOW, HELLA RUDE THERE JILL??]

I get it often enough, tch!

[Here we go, pout 2, electric boogaloo.]

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