While this Saber isn't quite the one his creeper tendencies ardor burns brightest for, the tragic king is often themself to some degree. Except for the times where they're a little girl, or angry Santa Claus, or a Sith warrior, or whatever the whole MHX story line is supposed to be, I have two braincells left to my name and I need them to remember how breathing and spelling antidisestablishmentarianism work.
While Arthur's taken to trying to learn the local magic like a particularly dumb duck takes to trying to eat a crusty baguette, Gilgamesh still lives by the old adage of 'if it ain't broke, go fuck yourself, I literally throw weaponry from a hammerspace and you can take your sadness rain and shove it up your unmentionables'. While he's not being a productive member of society, he is being a productive member of the mouthy peanut gallery, perching and watching Arthur bungle his way through... whatever it was he was trying to accomplish.
Enough kingly brainpower being wasted on that particular puzzle--why try and play a game of 21 context clues when you could make fun of someone else and get a direct answer instead? "If your aim is to spread the dirt slightly farther from its starting position, you've achieved that admirably. If that's not your purpose, then one does have to wonder why in the world you're wasting your time perfecting your ability to make a mess, King of Knights."
A, mind you he's done negative fuck all with dunamis
creeper tendenciesardor burns brightest for, the tragic king is often themself to some degree. Except for the times where they're a little girl, or angry Santa Claus, or a Sith warrior, or whatever the whole MHX story line is supposed to be, I have two braincells left to my name and I need them to remember how breathing and spelling antidisestablishmentarianism work.While Arthur's taken to trying to learn the local magic like a particularly dumb duck takes to trying to eat a crusty baguette, Gilgamesh still lives by the old adage of 'if it ain't broke, go fuck yourself, I literally throw weaponry from a hammerspace and you can take your sadness rain and shove it up your unmentionables'. While he's not being a productive member of society, he is being a productive member of the mouthy peanut gallery, perching and watching Arthur bungle his way through... whatever it was he was trying to accomplish.
Enough kingly brainpower being wasted on that particular puzzle--why try and play a game of 21 context clues when you could make fun of someone else and get a direct answer instead? "If your aim is to spread the dirt slightly farther from its starting position, you've achieved that admirably. If that's not your purpose, then one does have to wonder why in the world you're wasting your time perfecting your ability to make a mess, King of Knights."