theabjectauthor: (not out of the woods)
Lemony H. Snicket ([personal profile] theabjectauthor) wrote in [community profile] memepatheias 2018-04-04 03:19 am (UTC)

I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME SO 'YOU' IS NOT A VALID MAJOR

[tendrils of fog creep up through the store's floorboards]

I'm sorry. We could still spar, if you'd like, though I suggest we go outdoors to minimize any liability.

[he pauses]

You do possess an inordinate amount of skill for such a vulgar-mouthed individual.

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