[Deadpool comes to a screeching halt (you can almost hear the sound of squealing tires) and grabs Ash roughly by the lapel.]

WaaaaaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitWAIT. Are you telling me. That you. [He points at Ash] Have a fucking chainsaw hand? And you didn't START with that?! Dude! If I had a chainsaw hand I'd be walking down the street going "'sup, I'm Deadpool and I have a MOTHER FUCKING CHAINSAW HAND!"