theabjectauthor: (O LORD WHY)
Lemony H. Snicket ([personal profile] theabjectauthor) wrote in [community profile] memepatheias 2018-04-03 04:17 pm (UTC)

I MAJORED IN RHETORIC WITH A MINOR IN SASS, THANK YOU

[Lemony dodges the clown, eyes wide with surprise, and only has a fleeting second to think of his friend Larry Your-Waiter before yelping, ducking behind a rotating display of greeting cards. one of them reads "Sorry You Miss Your Homeworld!" with a picture of a cartoon wyvern holding a heart-shaped balloon.]

You ARE aware this is just a practice drill, aren't you?

[he has a sinking feeling he already knows the answer to that question]

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