[DP parrys, letting the other man drive him back a couple of steps. It's easy to see that his technique is far less, erm, civilized, than Lemony is used to.]
Nope. I'm more of a horizontal mamba type. I'm guessing you don't know how to shoop.
[He lunges forward, looking like he's about to thrust his sword at his opponent. Instead, he continues his movement forward, bringing his back leg around in a leg sweep to try to knock the other man off his feet.]
EWWW GET YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE GUTTER!
Nope. I'm more of a horizontal mamba type. I'm guessing you don't know how to shoop.
[He lunges forward, looking like he's about to thrust his sword at his opponent. Instead, he continues his movement forward, bringing his back leg around in a leg sweep to try to knock the other man off his feet.]