[this guy is hysterical. like, hanging out getting wrecked with his old buddy Chet hysterical. Ash laughs, and suddenly the air around them smells like cheap beer and burgers]

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie. There's a bar here run by a duck. About yea high.

[he gestures to demonstrate]

And he wears a tophat. ... And there's some weird shit goin' on with ... I dunno, Toonamis? I think that's what that one guy called it. But on the flip side, there's an Information Center where they give ya a free room and some brochures an' maps an' shit. Oh, and money, but I spent all mine already. That's why I'm lookin' at the worst classified section since my junior year of high school.