[Heaving a GIANT melodramatic sigh, Deadpool swats at some of the job postings on the task board, clearly unimpressed with the offerings.]
Boring. Boring. Boring. Too easy. Oh! This one doesn't look so... nope. I was wrong. Still boring.
[It's not visible under his mask but he's totally rolling his eyes right now.]
I've seen better job offers on the bathroom wall at Hooters. Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Basketballs, glass, spiders, and cats? What? Am I doing side quests to power level to fight the big boss fight?
C
[Deadpool is bored. There's no TV. No Candy Crush. No nudie mags. What the fuck is he supposed to do?! He managed to scare up some paper and had some broken crayons in one of his pouches and decided to do something useful with his time.
Unfortunately, he forgot about the telepathy thing. So he's accidentally started broadcasting to... everyone. Everyone is now privvy to the sight of a badly scarred hand using a blue crayon to color in the mane of a badly drawn unicorn.]
Oooohh yeah. Shake that mane you saucy little minx.
Deadpool
[Heaving a GIANT melodramatic sigh, Deadpool swats at some of the job postings on the task board, clearly unimpressed with the offerings.]
Boring. Boring. Boring. Too easy. Oh! This one doesn't look so... nope. I was wrong. Still boring.
[It's not visible under his mask but he's totally rolling his eyes right now.]
I've seen better job offers on the bathroom wall at Hooters. Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Basketballs, glass, spiders, and cats? What? Am I doing side quests to power level to fight the big boss fight?
C
[Deadpool is bored. There's no TV. No Candy Crush. No nudie mags. What the fuck is he supposed to do?! He managed to scare up some paper and had some broken crayons in one of his pouches and decided to do something useful with his time.
Unfortunately, he forgot about the telepathy thing. So he's accidentally started broadcasting to... everyone. Everyone is now privvy to the sight of a badly scarred hand using a blue crayon to color in the mane of a badly drawn unicorn.]
Oooohh yeah. Shake that mane you saucy little minx.