[He tries to duck away but it's kind of hard considering the close proximity.]

Um.

[Is there really any delicate way to put 'you don't exist in my timeline because your dad died and couldn't ever come back'? No? They don't make greeting cards for that one?]

Remember how I said I'm different than your friend? That's because my mom built a time machine and we were able to change some bad things that happened, so where I'm from...well, your brother Gohan was my best friend.