[Suddenly, as his attention is drawn by the really loud shouting, Trunks feels infinitely grateful for the sign someone tossed at him that reads simply 'fever'.

He couldn't care less about the cookie bribe, honestly. (A non food-motivated Saiyan? What is the world coming to?)

Anyway, Videl will shortly find herself approached by a man who looks an awful lot like a kid she already knows, but gives absolutely no signal that he already knows her.]

...ah, yeah, that'd be a little...

[Just, really, let's not.]

Want to get out of here before they drag us in for non-compliance? Because I really don't have any intention of playing along with this.