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sᴜɴ ᴡᴜᴋᴏɴɢ 🍌 ([personal profile] viasun) wrote in [community profile] memepatheias 2019-04-18 02:00 am (UTC)

Sun Wukong | RWBY

🙊 d is for does this shirt make my abs look big

[Sun doesn't so mind so much the colour of the shirt he receives (a bright pink, it's fine) as much as he does the make of it, and it's immediately after slipping it on that it becomes clear to him that this was a bad idea. The shirt is a couple sizes too small with it barely covering his stomach and don't even get him started on the neck! His teeth grit and he adjusts the collar of the t-shirt, stretching it to its limit only to have it bounce back into place and the bottom hem does the same.]

Ugh! Stupid shirts...

[He then tries to pull it off his head but when he's met with resistance, he stops. He doesn't want to get more tangled up in this mess??? Sun calls out to the nearest person, hands on his hips like everything is cool.]

Hey. [Yeah, you!] You wouldn't happen to have any scissors lyin' around?

🙉 e is for every monkey for himself?

[Sun can be a team player when he wants to be, but he's also become more distracted the further into the domain he goes. He's just as invested in scoping out the area as he is collecting the fruits they came here for, so he's had a tendency to wander off on his own far too often, much to the chagrin of those leading this expedition.

In hindsight, he probably should have listened to their advice to not stray too far from the group because as he's about to climb a tree near the long-necks to get a closer look, something spooks them, and they trample around like elephants. Sun knows it wasn't him. He's been quiet as a mouse so what the heck!? Well, he won't have to wait long for an answer because the rumbling that quickly grows louder will provide that for him.

A pack of hungry raptors emerges from the trees, their high screeches ringing through the sky... and they're headed right for him!]


Crap.

[He has no choice but to turn tail and run as fast as he can in the other direction, and it just so happens that it's YOUR direction.]

rrrrrrruuuuUUUUNNNNNN!!!

[And he's not stopping.]

🙈 f is for friends who do stuff together

[Well, that sure was an adventure and a half. The journey back home is one he'd been looking forward to ever since he was pretty much chased out of the forest by that pack of raptors, but he can't rest yet! He tries to offer help where he can, and he goes around flashing his Junior Detectives badge at anyone who will so much as look at it.

So when he hears the explosion of the engine, he rushes in to save (or potentially ruin) the day. He finds himself standing on the outside of the people gathered around the steam generator, but that won't stop him from investigating the cause... even after they've already been told what it is. Shhh, let him have this!]


'Scuse me.

[WHIPS OUT BADGE.

His voice is firm as he addresses whoever will listen. Sorry if that's you.]


Junior Detective here. What seems to be the problem?

🐵 wildcard

[You know the drill.]

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