Oh -- but it's better that it's not perfect! [The bard says this with a faint air of surprise.] If it's already perfect, then that means... it can never get any better! And that's a shame, isn't it?

Being not perfect... is the best place for anything to be.

[It's hard to imagine anyone being this saccharine, but they seem to pull it off with perfect sincerity.]

It's OK! I didn't introduce myself either! Most people just call me Bard! Or... the bard! Or... 'hey you'! It's really nice to meet you, Sheryl. I've been here a little while, but... I haven't heard anybody else singing yet. And everyone says... I sing too much!

Hehehe.