[He doesn't much look like someone who would be a soft touch with children, does he? He's not even certain he knows how to hold one of these things, let alone care for it. One would think it might be intuitive, given that they were all children once, but Dorian mostly remembers being led about by his ear when he stuck his nose into something he oughtn't at one of his parents' fancy parties.
He sighs, and to say that it's overdramatic is... kind.]
You came here willingly, then? Meanwhile, I accidentally set one dress and a basket of groceries on fire, and this woman has decided that looking after her child is an appropriate punishment.
[It makes one wonder what the child must be like, especially if she'd arranged for two people to do the job. Maybe Elsa is meant to be his supervisor?
Well. It was this or pay for the damages, and given that he hasn't been here terribly long, he doesn't exactly have the sylvs for that. Naturally, that stings.]
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He sighs, and to say that it's overdramatic is... kind.]
You came here willingly, then? Meanwhile, I accidentally set one dress and a basket of groceries on fire, and this woman has decided that looking after her child is an appropriate punishment.
[It makes one wonder what the child must be like, especially if she'd arranged for two people to do the job. Maybe Elsa is meant to be his supervisor?
Well. It was this or pay for the damages, and given that he hasn't been here terribly long, he doesn't exactly have the sylvs for that. Naturally, that stings.]