Whaaatever. You shouldn't judge a Butterfree as a Metapod. [Blue shrugs both hands dismissively- doing his best not to be outwardly bothered by that implication- then pauses to kneel again and dig through his bag, producing a fluffy baked Poffin from a container inside.]

Here. My sis made this- it'll help your coat stay real silky. [Two can play at the pamper-Pokémon-and-ignore-the-trainer game, old man!!] She knows a lot about that kind of stuff.