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Dorian Pavus 💀 ([personal profile] magisterium) wrote in [community profile] memepatheias 2019-01-25 07:22 pm (UTC)

"The Puzzle Box Challenge Society, of course!"

[Dorian looks understandably skeptical, and he glances towards Killian once more. Being new here, he still isn't exactly certain of how much 100 sylvs amounts to in real money, but he knows people would do plenty of foolish things for even a single sovereign, let alone one hundred.

He sighs, then gestures towards the city at large, incredulous.]


Yes, yes, I'm certain it's all above board, which is why the Enforcers are seeking to shut you down. You'd do well, I think, to abandon this foolishness now before they put you behind bars for your own good— although if you're going to insist, you ought to at least make it fun.

[He's not much for gore just for the sake of it, but really, hammers and saws? Very Ferelden torture chamber, even if the aim is to build rather than dismantle. This blindfold madness will ensure that it's the latter.]

What do you say, a wager to see who loses a thumb first? Place your bets while you can, your chances of striking it rich are exceedingly high if you're all to insist on tackling this idiot challenge with reckless abandon. Nevermind me, of course; one hundred sylvs is surely a fortune worth bodily harm, yes?

[His tone has fallen flat, deadpan. You're all imbeciles.

One of the men who has remained blindfolded until now reveals his face, looking uncertain as he toes the ground.]


"Y'know, maybe they have a point... it's all been fun up until now, but ain't this getting kind of dangerous?"

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